Rectum Raiders, by X Raiders

Rectum Raiders

by X Raiders

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1.	G.R.I.N.D. 03:56	lyrics	buy track
I blew my load and I hit the road cuz I got somewhere to go, I shaved the chest and I cleaned the rest, cuz I ain't gonna take it slow I’ll eat the pie, ‘til I get you high, and my body’s ready to scream, I’ll beat the fish and I’ll grant your wish, to fill my jazzhole up with cream Put your fingertip inside Get ready to… Chorus (GRIND!) Until your finger bleeds (GRIND!) Until your mother weeps (GRIND!) Until we dig too deep It’s G.R.I.N.D. THE GRIND! (GRIND!) Until the river flows (GRIND!) Until you overdose (GRIND!) Until your head explodes It’s G.R.I.N.D. THE GRIND! I’ll paint it black, then I raise the flag, cuz the world is on my side I’m robbing banks till I get the spanks, and I bleached my starfish white I like your looks when you clean my rugs. I’m the boy you want me to be Come on sugar, won't you grind it up, g-g-grind it up with me Put your finger deep inside! Get ready to... (Chorus)
2.	Foxx (I'm in Love) 02:40	lyrics	buy track
I'm in love! Don't like no bunny rabbits, With their flashy attitude I don't want designer pussies. With their trimmed down looks Oh, why won't you be satisfied With what you've got? You're telling me wrong from right But you're obviously hot! Chorus 1 Rubb my piggy Make it sticky (I’m in love with your Foxx) Cage my birdy Make it dirty (I’m in love with your Foxx) I’ve got to take the stage, Before it all goes down Like a monkey in a cage, Conditioned like a clown You talk about bestiality, While you're eating your steak Now that's ta reality, That I just can't take Chorus 2 Rubb my piggy Make it sticky (I’m in love with your Foxx) Cage my birdy Make it dirty (I’m in love with your Foxx) Feed your panda Propaganda (I’m in love with your Foxx) Spread your eagle It's illegal (I’m in love with your Foxx) Yes I’m in love (Wow) I’m in love with your Foxx Chorus 3 Yes! I’m in love with you! (I’m in love with your Foxx!) x5 Your Foxx-y!
3.	On My Back 03:04	lyrics	buy track
I found myself lying naked on the floor Must have had some drinks, I can't remember anymore The lights are out, and I'm feeling soaking wet Don't know where I've been, but everything is black Chorus I want some answers I want ‘em back, I want ‘em back As I was lying On my back, on back You put-put-put-put-put-put me on On my back, on my back I know you want me On my back, on my back My hands were tied, I felt like a slave Then someone whispered: let's misbehave Yeah, caught in chains by a nymphomaniac Shrug yourself and get ready for attack! (Chorus)
4.	Black Ripper 04:12	lyrics	buy track
So many problems in society So many people in the world Civilization has gone outta control Number one Google hit is porn Black Ripper! Go Black Ripper! Go Black Ripper! Go Black Ripper! (x2) Chorus 1 Black Ripper's gonna melt your face Black Ripper rapes the human race Black Ripper's gonna free your soul Black Ripper God of Rock 'n' Roll While CIA holds information back There's people dying of AIDS and stuff Conservatism slows down progress all the time But WAIT --- The Christians too Uncontrolled free market ruins family businesses While CEOs fly private jets And preachers raping little children all the time While corporate bankers finance terrorists Black Ripper! Go Black Ripper! Go Black Ripper! Go Black Ripper! (x2) Chorus 2 Black Ripper's gonna melt your face Black Ripper rapes the human race Black Ripper's gonna wake you up Black Ripper wants to fill your cup Black Ripper's gonna save your live Black Ripper goes down on your wife Black Ripper's gonna free your soul Black Ripper God of Rock and Roll (Chorus)
5.	Sexistence 03:19	lyrics	buy track
Hey you with your long blond hair Hey you with your empty stare Hey you with your Satan tattoo So satisfied with what you do Now you don't have a clue And, it's time to face the truth Hey you now don't pretend That any of this makes any sense Chorus 1 Hey Danish graveyard Hey Nazi camp guard People of Myanmar You're all the same (x2) Hey nauseous French guy Hey leather bowtie Cambodian hair dye You're all the same (x2) Hey you with your happy life Hey you with your kids and wife Hey you from the bourgeoisie So afraid now to take the leap Your world is no solution And that’s the only conclusion Hey you, please stop resisting embrace the fear, and start sexisting Chorus 2 Hey Danish graveyard Hey Nazi camp guard People of Myanmar You're all the same (x2) Hey Heavy Top Quark Hey US ballpark Hey Cedar Tree Bark You're all the same (x8) Chorus 3 Hey Danish graveyard Hey Nazi camp guard People of Myanmar You're all the same (x8)
6.	Blue Balls Boogie 04:33	lyrics	buy track
It's hard being a pretty boy like me Once I met a girl in a bar in Tennessee I asked her to come home, and she said yes She wouldn't let me take of her dress I’ve got it Got the blue balls boogie I like 'm girls, and they sure like me But I can't get past base number three That is why I keep on roaming them bars And the pain is getting worse Oh I’ve got it: Got the blue balls boogie I’ve got it Yes, I’ve got blue balls I am a soldier, a soldier of love I feel the pain, I'm deserving of I really really need to get laid I think I have to emancipate (Oh) I’ve got it Got the blue balls boogie Baby baby b-baby My balls are blue (x2) My mama said, Don't worry boy You'll find a girl and please her Just as long as by the End of the day You’ll be good and won’t leave her But if that don't work, There's another way To resolve your issue That's right boy, You can masturbate Just use your hand and a tissue Because I'm free (x16).
7.	Boulanger 02:19	lyrics	buy track
Une baguette et deux croissants That is all I really want People ask me if I’m gay I’m just at the boulanger Boulanger (x4) Un parfait et deux petit four Je voudrais beaucoup d’amour People ask me if I’m gay But I’m just at the boulanger Boulanger (x8) Je veux vraiment Cet autre croissant La clé de ton coeur Avec beaucoup de beurre Voilà dans la brochure L'écrite sur le mur Tu es mon seul espoir Ensemble dans l'abattoir Boulanger (x4)
8.	Interlude: Deliverance 01:27	lyrics	buy track
I wanna be your slice of bread. You eat me up. Until I'm dead. You cover me, with bits of cheese If it’s not you, it must be me I wanna be your piece of cake You serve me out, on coffee break Filled with cream, and marmalade We will gently copulate
9.	Rocket Science 03:12	lyrics	buy track
I don't wanna be a sex slave Losing my faith with cum on my face Call me stupid, call me brave Take it away, take it away You want a revolution? With equal distribution? Let's fuck the constitution! There's no right in absolution! Chorus This ain't no rocket science This is just what I see This ain't no rocket science And I'm no sex machine This ain’t no rocket science Today you're out of luck This ain’t no rocket science No I won't suck your… Life will never be the same, Losing my faith with cum on my face I'm crawling like a wounded prey, But I'm OK, I'm OK Ride along the winds of change, Call me weird, call me strange It's driving me insane Just like Wall Street stock exchange (Chorus) Rack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack (x8)
10.	Thus Spoke Mr. Rectum 02:34	lyrics	buy track
Ladies and gentlemen I’ve got something to say! Some people think that cats are cool, Some people think that I should go to school Some people think they can drive a car, And some people still like to look at the stars Some little girls don’t like to get spanked, Some little boys don’t like to get wanked Some people don’t wanna listen to me, Just when I’m ‘bout to give my love for free Chorus Some people don’t wanna listen to me (3x) But hey! We’re gonna make ‘em pay! Some people don’t think that sex is for fun, Some people don’t trade their money for cum And some don’t like my hair collection, And some don’t like my fair complexion Some don’t like it when I touch their butt, Or when I call them Jabba the Hutt Some people still like planet Earth, But they’ve been getting raped since their day of birth (Chorus)
11.	Too Hard 03:37	lyrics	buy track
First blood at the break of dawn, Waiting for the light The people have awoken I hear their mothers cry I’ll be the last thing you’ll ever see Chorus Too hard for the graveyard Too hot for the underground Too hard for the graveyard They’ll never take me down. Verse 2: 50,000 miles an hour A thousand leagues under the sea Satan gives me power She will set me free Demons of the future, Knockin’ on your grave The taste of flesh is calling, Blood is what I crave You’ll be the last thing you’ll ever be (Chorus) Too hard (x2) Too hard for the graveyard Too hot (x2) Too hot for the underground
12.	Vaseline 04:51	lyrics	buy track
Chorus Vaseline Vaseline Rub it mean Till I’m clean Vaseline Just put it on your lips, I like it moisty when we're gonna kiss I got a feeling I can no longer hide, I need vaseline, cuz baby I feel dry (Chorus) Watch out! I'm slippery when I'm wet, But when you slide, you won't have to regret You're pumping up my testosterone, And got me going now like Johnny Ramone Hey! Ho! To another dimension, I wanna feel your sexual tension I got this feeling I can no longer hide, I need vaseline, 'to get me through the night (Chorus) Lubrication of the masses, We’ve got to take control The Gramscian ruling classes make us swallow this as whole! Rub me up and set me free ABC and one two three Trying to get my PHD So, come and drink some beers me Come on, baby, make me slide Justin Bieber is all right In your headlights I can’t hide Riding off into the night

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released March 3, 2017

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X Raiders Nijmegen, Netherlands

On hiatus (2008-2022)

Yes! They're called X Raiders. These five men seek to wreak havoc within the boundaries of what it means to be rock 'n' roll: a wild and dirty mixture of everything truly heavy, fast and hard, in which the over-the-top Dutch rockers blend 80s metal and modern rock with a devastating under-the-belt attitude; crazy, energetic and powerful! ... more

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